"You aren't Americans."
5% (2 votes)
"See, ladies and gentlemen, these are the only survivors of the entire invading army"
22% (9 votes)
"Americans? What Americans?"
17% (7 votes)
"No I'm not" (when they tell him he's under arrest)
2% (1 vote)
"Welcome, liberators, I have been foretelling your arrival for weeks"
15% (6 votes)
"I don't exist."
7% (3 votes)
"I'm not the Saddamite you're looking for. I can go about my business. Move along."
32% (13 votes)
Total votes: 41
